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Russ Vandebug beetle
2003
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The Russ Vandebug beetle can most frequently be spotted in areas of gitz and glamour as it thrives off the cleavage sweat of notable celebrities. |
Cunningly disguising itself as an expensive designer brooch the beetle crawls onto its victim for the night and lodges itself as near to her chest as possible before feeding. |
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Once
detected the beetle makes a hasty retreat... |
...camouflaging
itself with the garish surroundings before planning its next attack. |
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Recent
celebrity victims have included Jordan (pictured above)... |
...and Alicia Douvall (pictured
above) |
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This boxed specimen was presented to its namesake Russ Vandeberg. |
Russ Vandeberg, motivational
speaker and leader of the movement "Porn Stars Against the War".
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